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Consider a professional athlete whose career is over by his mid to late-30’s. His mind may not accept the reality that at such a relatively young age his time has come and gone. But his body of work is diminishing to the point everybody around him knows it’s over. The …
Australian model Bridget Malcolm is 29. That’s 70 in normal working person-years. Retirement. The beach. Early-bird dinners at Marie Callendar’s and dry genitalia. Definitely, time to step up and spill the industry secrets without concern for career backlash. The former Victoria’s Secret and beachwear model took to any female media …
When overtly Christian people commit prurient sins, we call them out with an extra pep in our step. There’s really no reason why a devout Christian should feel worse about cheating on their spouse than an atheist, but there’s no denying the added element of righteous hypocrisy. When LeBron James …
The HR practice at ESPN: hire only attractive slender women, hope nobody notices, and when these women say controversial things, punish them or fire them in the most publicly inept way possible. It’s not the optimal organizational process, but they own it. It’s Disney. The Happiest Place on Earth. Or …
The upside to being LeBron James’ kid: money, instant fame, athletic genes. The downside, everything else. As a general truism, it’s better to be the wildly successful guy than the kid of the wildly successful guy. Living life with a crazy high bar above your head must suck. Lebron Jr., …
Amber Heard took to Instagram to deliver big news by her, about her and promoting herself. Instagram has a pretty high bar for narcissism. Consider that eclipsed. Heard added a cute baby to the photo for visual effect. Apparently, it’s hers. Or so she claims. Heard’s reputation has been under …
When your response to a woman’s claims that you choked her out then sodomized her and punched her while unconscious is “she agreed to it in advance”, the survey says — you’re screwed. It’s like the sun exploded and you’re waiting the 8 minutes and 20 seconds for the speed …
Any half-decent-looking dude with a half-decent IQ could set up a sex slave cult and convince two dozen desperate young actresses into the flock. Six months of effort tops. Three months if you have a selfie of yourself in front of a Santa Barbara ranch Airbnb. Struggling actresses are what …
For a long time, the NCAA got away with the premise that college athletes were amateurs, who in exchange for playing sports in college were granted a free college education. At least the sought-after athletes did. Everybody nodded their heads because it made sense that “kids” would get a free …
There are two things Bill Cosby never stopped loving in life: performing live on stage and drugging women and ejaculating in their ear canals. Both of these are metaphorically criminal, only the latter is literally illegal. Or it was when Cosby was found guilty and sentenced to the remainder of …